Australia

As promised, the Australia Update.

After a hellish, smelly Bulgarian filled flight, I was treated to a $50 dollar cab ride into surfers by the most racist old woman I have ever met. But I don't want to talk about her because its less time talking about myself. My first experience of Sirfers proper was being enveloped by a hulking ginger mass. At first I was alarmed, byut when I realised it was weeping I knew it was my heterosexual life partner, Mr Jeff.I LOVE YOU MAN. Boom. Dropped the L-bomb.

After a moment of man love hugging, I was introduced to Sono and Kim, two of jeffs army men. I cannot remember a thing I said or waht was siad by either of them, no matter how hard I try, but from the moment I met them I could not stop laughing. Two of the fummiest guys I've ever met, and I can't remember anything at all. Not because I was epicly trashed, just because so much happened and got jumbled in my head. I do remember being forced to eat what seemed to be an inordinate amount of pizza, and being told by sono my hair looked like a fucking mop and I was a fag. Hmm...in retrospect I think I just blocked out what they were saying, I feel like it followed this pattern for quite some time.

More to come, im tired and no-one cares.