As much as I hate customers, and make no mistake, they drive me crazy, they kind of grow on you after a while. You come to expect retardation and fantastic requests for white ink and "Hard Drive glue" (What the hell?) and when you come across a normal person, it's a little disappointing.
I've started a new game to keep me occupied at work. I like to imply that I've found pornographic material on the PC in question and see what the reactions will be. So far I've seen horror, denial and, my favorite, No shit! I love it when the dude comes in with his wife and I say "It looks like the virus got into your machine when someone browsed to some...funny sites". That's all it takes. The dramatic pause before funny, the wink, it just plants that little seed of doubt.
i love my job
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