Damn it

This is happening, right now. I bought a bacon and egg pie for lunch from New World for five dollars (it was on special). I don't know what kind of donkey rape that pie was exposed to but my stomach feels like live snakes are having sex with hobos. Hobos with diseases. Shit I feel sick! FUCK! I'm going to burn that motherfucker down (if I survive this). Looks like its nothing but vomit and explosive diarrhoea for me!