PC Darwin Awards

#2 - Billy Bob

The on-site technician got a call from a very irate customer, complaining about a computer they had just purchased from us. He said his mouse was faulty and wanted someone to come out and take a look. After an exhaustive half hour of trying to explain that paying $108 for someone to come out is retarded, and that he should just bring the mouse in, the technician relented and drove out to the customer. This is what confronted him. The customer ushers him inside to the computer and proceeds to use the mouse on his face, then wrong way round, then on the keyboard, all the while berating the technician for supping faulty hardware. How this guy ties his own shoes without killing himself and family is beyond me.