PC Darwin Awards

This is an exciting day. This is the day that the first (un)official entry into the PC Darwin Awards library is entered.

#1 - Cletus and Zeke*

One day two youngish boys cane into the store and asked to buy 2 1Gb sticks of RAM. The Technician informed them of the price and the boys found that they could only afford the one stick. They ummed and ahhed and decided to buy one now and get another later. So they bought the RAM and as they were leaving, Cletus says to Zeke "We don't need to buy another stick, pass it here" and to the Technicians dismay, the boy snaps the RAM in two and proudly proclaims "Now we each have half!"

Congratulations boys, you are the very first entry into the PC Darwin Awards!

*The names have been changed