UNIVERSITY IS BORING!

Not really a news flash, anywhere that has concentrated academia is usually piss poor on the excitement front. Don't get me wrong, theres always something happening, some event or another, it's just that I feel like I need a lobotomy to enjoy them. Plant some trees! No thanks, I'd rather do something fun, namely, anything else. Also, classes are intensly boring. Make that shit more interesting! Have fireworks and elephants, maybe that would solve student apathy. Seriously, learning about psycholingusitics would be MEAN if the lecturer was doing flips and shit everywhere or juggling chainsaws. Learning about the Minankabau people of Indonesia would be sweet if presented by A GIANT ROBOT WITH LAZER EYES! It isnt, sadly, but imagine if it was, I wouldn't miss a single class.

Its fricking cold as well. Bring on Global Warming!